I was going to say “Happy TVD Thursday” but then I realized that I should probably be saying Happy TVD WEEK!!!! Have we been spoiled this week or what? Yesterday we got news of the AMAZING Entertainment Weekly covers (read my reaction here), tonight we get an incredible new episode filled with Originals and SUITS and tomorrow those EWs will be arriving in the mail. My Unicorns have never looked better. Let’s hope they get some rainbow roads to run on tonight!

• They are flashing back to a lot of relationship stuff. That probably means we’ll get some new developments tonight. I’m nervous.
• I love this mystery with the stabbing of humans. But now I am worried about Matt!!! AAAAHHH!!!
• Husband says that he wouldn’t be at all surprised if I was the stalker. Following celebs on twitter is not stalking, FYI.
• I love Elijah. That is all. But do we trust him?
• Klaus is like “GET ALL OF THESE JERKS OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!”
• Awkward!!!! This threesome is getting intense. Maybe they should just have a threesome. That could help. Right?
• Husband wants to know why I am so excited about Klaus and Caroline. This guy doesn’t know ANYTHING. He doesn’t understand my Klaus love. I should make @AbbyGraham call him and explain it. BTW – she is the leading expert in Klaus love.
• Rebekah is a bitch. But a very smart bitch. Poor Matty.
• Damon and his sugar jokes. Adorable. That Kol kid has no game in comparison. Doesn’t he know who he’s talking to?
• I legit stopped breathing when Stefan held his arm out for Elena. I even got dizzy. OMG. This is gonna be nuts.
• Caroline looks STUNNING. No wonder Klaus has such a crush on her. He wants her BAD.
• YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS!!!!!! Stefan’s face when Elena and Damon are dancing. Klaus and Caroline. AND THEN THERE ARE UNICORNS AND EYE SEX AND DANCING AND UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might be crying.
• Stefan had an opportunity to come clean to Elena about his feelings and he didn’t. That sucks. But at least he is giving her what she wants. He even kicked his brother’s ass for her. Though, he probably would have done that for fun anyways. Let’s be honest.
• I want to trust Elijah. I really do. But I am having a bit of a struggle. Am I alone in this?
• “I fancy you.” Come on Caroline. Admit it. He gives you butterflies. ADMIT IT.
• Any time Elena has to donate blood, it cannot mean good things. I do not feel great about this. Also, I don’t think I want Mommy to kill Klaus.
• Salvatore tussles are the BEST. So is Stefan’s evil dick voice. And Damon’s snarky whining.
• Matt has charmed Rebekah’s pants right off. She totally wants him now.
• Elena is a terrible liar.
• Did Elijah drink that or just pretend to drink that?
• Klaus is like a teenage boy on a first date. It’s adorable. And that smile? Lord help me.
• And now I need to hug him. DAMN IT.
• I feel kind of bad for Damon. At least he can see the irony in his situation? Also, was this the first time he told Elena that he loved her? Ouch.
• I was legit worried about Matt there for a second but Damon has come to save the day. Or just lose his damn mind. Are we gonna get angry, mean Damon back? I love that guy.
• I don’t really get what Esther is doing. Could someone explain to me? I feel dumb.
• OMG CAROLINE!!! You have to love him back!!!!!! Screw Tyler. Klaus has diamonds and is real good at drawing!!!
• It kind of grosses me out that everyone at the party drank Elena’s blood. Ewww.
• Why do I want to cry every time they have a moment? I just can’t handle it. STEFAN TELL HER. TELL HER. SON OF A BITCH!!! DAMN IT! KISS HER. DO SOMETHING!!!  YOU IDIOT!!!! My Unicorns are going to start stabbing things with their horns. I am serious. And the first person they should stab is Stefan for being STUPID.
• WHOA. Hot. This is a GREAT idea Damon. OMG with the ripping. Are they allowed to show that on The CW? I feel sorta warm all over.

THAT was a great episode. Holy hot vampires Batman. I feel kinda dirty. And also, a bit wrecked. Do you think it would be ok to drink a large glass of wine while taking a cold shower? The relationship stuff was, in fact, very intense and I am pissed at Stefan. We get it, you’ll feel pain, blah, blah, blah. Get over it and kiss the woman for God’s sake. What happened to your balls?

Also, I am going to go ahead and pick out a dress to wear to Klaus & Caroline’s wedding because they are totally meant to be. AMIRIGHT? But what do you get the couple that has everything?

Next week Elena gets kidnapped so, you know, something new and different. Is she gonna find out about Damon & Rebekah? They should totally have like a plan to do that some more.

Make sure you fill up my comments with all of your favorite bits of this AWESOME AS HELL episode. I think I am going to go back and watch the dancing 15 or 16 more times. Tonight. Then of course again tomorrow…